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Wanker of the Week and Saint of the Last Seven Days

28/6/2014

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Wanker of the week

Winner
: The defenders of Luis Suarez

That fuckwit biting footballer is the obvious choice, but I’m running with all of the people suggesting his ban was too harsh. Admittedly there can be few people who haven’t felt like nibbling on an Italian, but only true wankers can claim there wasn’t enough evidence to prove his third attack. Yip a wanker and a masticator.

Honourable mentions: The voters of East Coast Bays you are on notice, nothing is worth that dim-witted fool; Maui’s Dolphins whose small number belie their constant interruption to commerce; the dufus principal of St Johns College for kicking out a kid because of his hair, proving that wankers don’t happen overnight but they do happen.

Saint of the last seven Days

Winner: 27 absolute heroes.

The fire fighters, police officers and others who were given bravery awards this week for their work in the aftermath of the Christchurch quakes. We salute every one of you.

Honourable mentions: actress Amy Adams for giving up her first class seat to a soldier; old age for constantly clawing away the support base of New Zealand First; and Taika Waititi and Jemaine Clement for being brilliant, creative and funny and reminding us that we can produce greatness.

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pepperann
3/7/2014 02:17:14 am

I agree with your wankers of the week but would like to add one more. A definite wanker is Mike Hosking - his little rants at the end of the TV show on One (and some of his commentary throughout) have me foaming at the mouth sometimes! I have vowed not to watch anymore as it is distressing for other members of the family when I start mouthing off at the TV.....and just a tad sweary. If you have time, do go to Radio Hauraki's website and check-out Jeremy Wells impersonation of Mr Hosking - brilliant! Saint award has to go to my 74 year old Mum (lives next door). She gets the washing in when 'it looks like rain' and puts up with every one from our house parking in her backyard at all times of the day & night (teenagers and their mates). And considering my Mum's upbringing and age, she has been extremely open-minded with, my choice of husband, my friends, my politics and just about everything else her whānau next door get up to, everything we believe in and everything we love. You are a legend lady.

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Jarrod
7/7/2014 02:08:01 pm

ha ha thanks for you post! It made my day.

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